精致生活幽默句子短句英文(表达精致生活的句子)

1.
Life
is
too
short
to
drink
bad
wine. 【#winelovers】

2.
A
clean
house
is
a
sign
of
a
wasted
life. 【#homecleaning】

3.
Life
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates
–
you
never
know
what
you're
gonna
get. 【#ForrestGump】

4.
My
favorite
exercise
is
a
cross
between
a
lunge
and
a
regret.
I
call
it
lunch. 【#FitnessHumor】

5.
I
can
resist
everything
except
temptation. 【#OscarWilde】

6.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time.
So,
if
you
can't
laugh
at
yourself,
call
me,
and
I'll
laugh
at
you. 【#Humor】

7.
Age
is
just
a
number,
but
wrinkles
are
your
worst
enemy. 【#AgingGracefully】

8.
My
bed
is
a
magical
place
where
I
suddenly
remember
everything
I
was
supposed
to
do. 【#SleepingBeauty】

9.
A
good
day
starts
with
coffee
and
ends
with
wine. 【#CoffeeAndWine】

10.
If
at
first,
you
don't
succeed,
skydiving
is
not
for
you. 【#Adventure】

11.
Procrastination
is
like
a
credit
card
–
it's
a
lot
of
fun
until
you
get
the
bill. 【#Motivation】

1
2.
I
have
a
memory
like
an
elephant.
In
fact,
elephants
often
consult
me. 【#MemoryHumor】

1
3.
Happiness
is
not
having
to
set
an
alarm
for
the
next
day. 【#Happiness】

1
4.
Life
is
a
journey,
but
sometimes
my
GPS
doesn't
work. 【#TravelHumor】

1
5.
There's
no
'we'
in
fries. 【#FoodHumor】

1
6.
If
you
want
the
rainbow,
you
gotta
put
up
with
the
rain.
Or
you
could
just
move
to
Hawaii. 【#Rainbow】

1
7.
Some
people
just
need
a
high-five.
In
the
face.
With
a
chair. 【#Humor】

1
8.
I
have
a
great
diet.
It's
called
'I
eat
whatever
I
want,
but
in
small
portions'.
It's
working
great,
so
far,
I've
lost
10
minutes
off
my
time
on
the
treadmill. 【#DietHumor】

1
9.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
sober
all
the
time. 【#PartyTime】

20.
When
life
hands
you
lemons,
make
a
gin
and
tonic. 【#LemonadeAndGin】