圣诞笑话句子温柔图片

1.
"Why
did
Santa
Claus
decide
to
go
down
the
chimney
on
Christmas
Eve?
Because
the
front
door
was
locked!"
【笑话】

2.
"What
did
the
Christmas
tree
say
to
the
Christmas
stocking?
'Glad
we're
not
socks!'
"
【笑话】

3.
"How
does
Santa
stay
fit
during
the
busy
holiday
season?
He
runs
a
sleigh-a-ton!"
【笑话】

4.
"Why
did
the
snowman
refuse
to
eat
carrots
on
Christmas
Eve?
Because
they're
snow
good!"
【笑话】

5.
"What
do
you
call
an
elf
who
sings?
A
wrapper!"
【笑话】

6.
"Why
did
the
Grinch
hate
Christmas?
Because
he
had
a
heart
two
sizes
too
small!"
【笑话】

7.
"What
did
Santa
say
to
Rudolph
when
he
saw
him
eating
a
bag
of
crisps?
'Hey!
No
snacking
on
the
job!'"
【笑话】

8.
"Why
did
the
turkey
cross
the
road
on
Christmas
Day?
To
prove
he
wasn't
just
a
Christmas
dinner!"
【笑话】

9.
"What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
a
snowman
and
a
shark?
Frost
bite!"
【笑话】

10.
"Why
did
Santa
decide
to
go
vegan?
To
avoid
the
mince
spies!"
【笑话】

11.
"What
do
you
call
a
group
of
carol
singers
who've
had
too
much
eggnog?
The
tipsy
tooners!"
【笑话】

1
2.
"What's
the
best
way
to
spread
Christmas
cheer?
Singing
loud
for
all
to
hear!"
【温馨】

1
3.
"The
best
thing
about
Christmas
is
spending
time
with
loved
ones
and
making
memories
that
will
last
a
lifetime. "
【温馨】

1
4.
"On
Christmas
Eve,
I
love
cuddling
up
with
a
warm
blanket
and
a
cup
of
hot
cocoa
to
watch
my
favorite
Christmas
movies. "
【温馨】

1
5.
"There's
nothing
quite
like
the
joy
and
excitement
on
a
child's
face
when
they
open
their
presents
on
Christmas
morning. "
【温馨】

1
6.
"The
true
meaning
of
Christmas
is
about
giving,
spreading
kindness
and
love
to
those
around
us. "
【温馨】

1
7.
"I
love
decorating
the
Christmas
tree
with
my
family,
it's
a
tradition
that
brings
us
all
together
each
year. "
【温馨】

1
8.
"The
magic
of
Christmas
is
in
the
air,
as
we
gather
together
to
celebrate
the
birth
of
Jesus
Christ. "
【温馨】

1
9.
"May
the
spirit
of
Christmas
fill
your
hearts
with
love,
laughter,
and
joy
this
holiday
season. "
【温馨】

20.
"Wishing
you
and
your
family
a
very
Merry
Christmas
and
a
Happy
New
Year
filled
with
blessings
and
happiness. "
【温馨】