代表睡不着的句子朋友圈(表达睡不着的搞笑句子)

1.
"Counting
sheep
never
works
for
me. "
【睡不着】

2.
"Why
is
it
that
as
soon
as
I
get
into
bed
my
mind
decides
to
have
a
party?"
【睡不着】

3.
"I
wish
there
was
a
switch
on
my
brain
to
turn
it
off
at
night. "
【睡不着】

4.
"I
just
want
to
sleep
but
my
body
won't
cooperate. "
【睡不着】

5.
"I
envy
those
who
fall
asleep
within
seconds
of
hitting
the
pillow. "
【睡不着】

6.
"Insomnia
is
the
worst
kind
of
torment. "
【睡不着】

7.
"I'm
so
tired
but
my
mind
won't
let
me
rest. "
【睡不着】

8.
"Why
can't
I
have
a
peaceful
and
dreamless
night
for
once?"
【睡不着】

9.
"I
hate
how
my
bed
becomes
a
battlefield
when
I'm
trying
to
sleep. "
【睡不着】

10.
"I've
tried
everything
from
lavender
oil
to
white
noise
but
nothing
seems
to
work. "
【睡不着】

11.
"If
only
worrying
was
an
Olympic
sport,
I'd
be
the
gold
medalist. "
【睡不着】

1
2.
"I
fear
the
night
because
I
know
it'll
be
another
sleepless
one. "
【睡不着】

1
3.
"I
wonder
what
it
feels
like
to
wake
up
feeling
refreshed
and
energized. "
【睡不着】

1
4.
"I'm
convinced
my
brain
has
a
vendetta
against
me. "
【睡不着】

1
5.
"The
clock
is
ticking
and
I'm
still
wide
awake. "
【睡不着】

1
6.
"I'm
too
exhausted
to
function
properly
but
too
wired
to
sleep. "
【睡不着】

1
7.
"Sometimes
I
crave
sleep
like
a
drug
but
my
body
won't
let
me
have
it. "
【睡不着】

1
8.
"I
can't
recall
the
last
time
I
had
a
solid
8-hour
sleep. "
【睡不着】

1
9.
"I
wish
there
was
a
way
to
bottle
up
sleep
and
drink
it
whenever
I
need
it. "
【睡不着】

20.
"If
only
worrying
about
not
sleeping
could
actually
make
me
fall
asleep. "
【睡不着】